Thursday, August 21, 2025

Headlines Aging Badly

 


From NBC News, January 13, 2023:

One more thing for Democrats to fix: the Republican Party

At some point, Republicans will be in charge. That is why we must do everything we can to ensure a more moderate, saner version of the GOP is in place when that happens.

By Neal Urwitz

Remember kids, not a single Republican anywhere -- from the gas-sippin', mouth-breathin', Confederate-flag flyin' double-wide denizens of Sisterfuck Arkansas, to Republican congressmen and senators, to the decrepit orange traitor and pedo-protector in the White House -- none of them have any agency at all.  

Not a one of them has the capacity to control their actions or behave like civilized humans.  

Therefor it will always fall to Democrats to be responsible for everything.

By this same clown after Trump won in 2024.

How Dems Fight Back: Treat Trump Like a Potty-Training Toddler

Children respond best to praise and rewards. The Resistance should adopt the same strategy with the president-elect.

My wife and I have spent the last week potty training our son. Anyone who has been through this knows what’s involved: reading and rereading “Elmo Learns to Use the Potty,” effusive praise for successful trips to the toilet and lots of M&Ms as a reward.

As every parent knows, the most effective strategy to train a toddler is to cajole them to do the right thing and heap on the praise; it’s prettied-up manipulation.

We need to praise him effusively every time he even approximates doing the right thing. We need to laud him for every mainstream, reasonably competent appointment he makes, for every bipartisan bill he supports, and for any time he refrains from outrageous or unlawful actions and negotiates with Congress instead...

The goal for Democrats should be to prevent worst-case scenarios by coaxing Trump to behave like an adult. If we are not disciplined enough to lead with praise for good behavior, we risk accelerating his democratic backsliding, his most draconian policies and the irreparable damage he could do to our economy and our society.

Have I mentioned that, apparently, not a single Republican anywhere -- from the gas-sippin', mouth-breathin', Confederate-flag flyin' double-wide denizens of Sisterfuck Arkansas, to Republican congressmen and senators, to the decrepit orange traitor and pedo-protector in the White House  -- is capable of controlling their moral or constitutional bowels?  

That uncontrollably shitting out lies and treason and ludicrous conspiracy theories and outright fascism is just who they are, and it is unreasonable to expect them to behave like civilized humans?

That it therefor follows that Democrats are to not only to be held responsible for everything every Democrat says and does (even garbage that Fox News just makes up), but everything Republicans do as well?

Have I mentioned that?  Because it feels like I might have mentioned that once or twice over the past 20 years.  



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Elmo's America Party Reaches The "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" Phase Of Its Trajectory


From Daily Kos:

A moment of silence for tech billionaire Elon Musk’s political party, which lasted—check notes—just six weeks.

According to The Wall Street Journal, citing people familiar with Musk’s plans, the Tesla CEO is hitting the brakes on his “America Party,” telling allies he wants to focus on his struggling companies and is wary of launching a third party that could siphon off GOP voters. Musk, naturally, gives himself too much credit: His so-called coalition barely registers with pollsters, and surveys suggest the party would have been dead on arrival.


At least this time Elmo's failure didn't scatter potentially lethal debris all over hell's half acre. 

The explosion of a huge SpaceX rocket above South Florida led to massive headaches for air travelers who were forced to endure unexpected delays due to the company's latest mishap on Thursday.

The FAA had to halt air traffic around Miami, Fort Lauderdale, West Palm Beach and Orlando in fear of "space launch debris,” following the SpaceX failure.

"After all my years of traveling, this is a first," wrote a Facebook user who identified himself as pharmaceutical executive Ray Peck after his flight to South America was forced to land in Miami.



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Wednesday, August 20, 2025

The Corrections


The Atlantic social media promo:

"Americans already understood Trump to be corrupt, and proved themselves willing to tolerate that," Peter Wehner and Robert P. Beschel Jr. argue. "But now they are coming to believe that he is inept. In American politics, that is an unforgivable sin".

The Atlantic headline:

Trump’s Unforgivable Sin

"Voters have proved willing to tolerate corruption, but there’s one thing they won’t ignore." -- By Peter Wehner and Robert P. Beschel Jr.

The Corrections:

"Americans  Republicans already understood Trump to be corrupt, and proved themselves willing to tolerate that they were cool with that because it made Libtards cry," Peter Wehner and Robert P. Beschel Jr. argue. "But now they are coming to believe that he is inept. In American Republican politics, that is an unforgivable sin".

    ...

Trump’s Unforgivable Sin

"Voters Republicans have proved willing to tolerate corruption, but there’s one thing they won’t ignore." -- By Peter Wehner and Robert P. Beschel Jr.

Jesus, Mary and Marty Baron, are they so god damn skint at The Atlantic that they can't afford to hire even one decent editor?



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Tuesday, August 19, 2025

The Scoundrel's Shield and the Sucker's Lament


For starters today we're looking at the first 2/3rds of a genuinely heartbreaking story from Virginia, about the exhausting struggles that so many of us are going through.

Why only the first 2/3rds?

That shall become clear in the fullness of time.

Why am I leading off this post with a picture of a much younger me decked out in the reddest sports jacket ever created (hand-made for me by my late mother), with my clip-on bow-tie and Kmart shirt, standing in front of our trusty VW Fastback, probably on my way to a freshman debate tournament?

Again, all shall be revealed in the fullness of time.

First, from "The Daily Yonder":

Commentary: Living in the Shadow of the American Dream
A father’s reflections on the quiet, unseen struggles of working families today.
I live in Shenandoah County, Virginia. I’m a factory worker. A farmer. A father of two
girls, one still in diapers. I get up before the sun, and most days I don’t sit down until
after it’s gone.

My partner Hannah and I raise our girls on a small farm in the Valley. She works
full-time too-though nobody calls it that. She’s a caregiver, a homemaker, a livestock
handler, and a mother. She doesn’t get a paycheck. She doesn’t get a break. She
doesn’t get counted.

We’ve relied on a cistern for water for over three years. I’m trying to save up to dig a
well before it runs dry. We heat with firewood I cut myself. We raise animals for milk,
eggs, and meat because the grocery bill outpaces my paycheck.

We’ve stayed unmarried—not because we don’t love each other, but because getting
married would kick my partner and our daughters off the Medicaid that keeps them
healthy.

My employer offers insurance, sure—but only if I pay nearly as much as our mortgage. I
can’t, so we stay as we are; in love but locked out.

I’m not ashamed of our life. It’s honest work, and it’s full of love. However, I am ashamed that in a country as wealthy as ours, people like us are left out in the cold.

When the so-called “Big Beautiful Bill” passed, it was marketed as a win for working Americans. From where I stand, it looks like the opposite. Cuts to Medicaid, reduced support for struggling families, and a ballooning deficit that somehow still leaves us more exposed than before.  

You can dress it up however you want, but if it leaves working families behind, it’s not serving the people. This bill, like so many before it, rewards the already powerful while punishing the people who hold up the economy in invisible ways. It gives to those who lobby and takes from those who labor. It reinforces a message I’ve felt in my bones for years: You’re on your own...

Genuine.  Heartfelt.  Tragic.  So what kind of heartless asshole would side-eye this honest man's real suffering?

Again, in the fullness of time...

But now, a little history.

From the dawn of the Liberal blogosphere I've tried to keep this blog (mostly) focused on larger political and media issues that span multiple election cycles.  I don't have a staff of 30, and have never been set up to deliver a new hit of Fresh! ALL! CAPS! Outrage! Every! 90! Minutes!  

Nor would I want to, even though I understand that there's fame and fortune to be found in delivering INDIGNATION! on an industrial scale.

Needless to say I am indignant and outraged about what is happening to our country, and have been since long before I started blogging.  In the intervening decades, like you, I've read thousands of "OMG! Can you believe Republicans are doing this very bad thing?!?!"  posts.

And the obvious answer to each of those outrages is, well, of course I can believe it, because for decades they have not only been doing very bad things, but they have been getting exponentially worse.  

And the worse Republicans get, the more "OMG! Can you believe Republicans are doing this very bad thing!!" Substacks and podcasts spring into existence, using ever more strident language to reflect your perfectly appropriate indignation and outrage back to you.  

But while indignation and outrage may be appropriate reactions to the sad and scary condition our country is in, they are very poor diagnostic tools.  They don't get us to the source of the problem, and how can you fix a problem if you can't figure out what's causing it?  Which is why, over these last 20 years, I've tried to look at the sad, scary, and exponentially worsening state of our country through an appropriately long lens.  To track its trajectory like an interstellar object hurtling our way: where did it come from, where is it going, and does it pose a threat to life on Earth?

This is from me in 2012.  I wrote it on the occasion of my 7th blogiversary and I chose it today from among many, many other candidates largely because of the picture I used as the lead graphic (as seen above.)  

Here's the quote:

The Centrism of "Both Sides Do It!" is the spider hole into which the Pig People scuttle every time another tenet of their loathsome ideology blows up in their face.

Of course, if you are still a Conservative in the Year of Our Lord 2012, I expect nothing better.  You're a cultural dead-loss and beyond redemption, and while the rest of us may be required to share a country with you, we are under no obligation to treat you with anything other than contempt.

But the Pig People would be nothing but a minor nuisance -- a boil on the ass of democracy -- without the Centrists who keep the "Both Sides Do It" spider hole well-furnished and open for business.  Pound for pound, Centrism is the biggest and most debilitating lie in American politics bar none.  It is the Big Lie that makes all the little lies possible, which is why I focus so hard on those who traffic in it.  They are the ones most vulnerable to and terrified of being called out in public.  They are the ones we must run out of the media on a rail...

I know this all sounds drearily familiar.   Over the decades I have ransacked my Big Bag O' Metaphors looking for just the right turn of a phrase that might break through the media miasma and take down the Cult of Both Sides Do It.  In those efforts, I likened the Both Sides Do It lie to everything from Strontium-90 in the milk, to an insidious retrovirus:

Fake Centrism is the retrovirus that is killing our democracy's capacity to defend itself from its internal enemies: it is the immune-system-destroying disease which allows every other kind of Hate Radio/Fox News opportunistic political malignancy to run wild through our body politic.  And man, once you start to notice how automatically every water-cooler Cicero and two-bit Tom Friedman uses  Fake Centrism  to prop up their lazy arguments, it's really creepy.

Obviously I failed.  Nothing worked, and the disease still rolls merrily along.  All that remains (as we used to say in the olden days of blogging) is to document the atrocities.  To show how far and wide and deep the Both Sides Do It plague has spread.

Yesterday I brought you the story of the $67M Newsmax was forced to pay to settle a defamation lawsuit from the Dominion voting machine company over baseless, slanderous claims that the 2020 presidential election was rigged.  

And how did the Newsmax spokesnazi spin the settlement?  How do you think.  

In a statement, Newsmax said it “believed it was critically important for the American people to hear both sides of the election disputes that arose in 2020.”

Both Sides Do It: the Scoundrel's Shield.

And now back to the gentleman from Virginia to finish his story.   

This is where we left off:

You can dress [the so-called Big Beautiful Bill] up however you want, but if it leaves working families behind, it’s not serving the people. This bill, like so many before it, rewards the already powerful while punishing the people who hold up the economy in invisible ways. It gives to those who lobby and takes from those who labor. It reinforces a message I’ve felt in my bones for years: You’re on your own...

And this, as Paul Harvey used to say, is the rest of the story:

I’m not writing this as a Democrat or a Republican. I’m writing this as a man watching  families like mine wear themselves thin; working hard, doing the right things, and still falling behind.

This isn’t about Red or Blue. It’s about the fact that we’re being divided against each other while both sides forget that real Americans bleed the same when the cost of insulin triples or the cost of groceries goes up again.

And 

I don’t want handouts. I want fairness. I don’t want politics. I want policy that works.

I'm not gonna deconstruct everything that's wrong with this, from the reason the price of insulin has tripled to his dividing the country up between "both sides" and "real Americans".    You are all plenty smart enough to do that all by yourselves.

I will just say that these two different things can be true at the same time.

First, that the struggles his family is going through are real and tragic.  And shared by millions, including by me and my family.

Second, that the writer of this column lives in Virginia's 6th congressional district.  Virginia's 6th congressional district is an R+12 district.  According to Wikipedia, the 6th district was one of the first areas of Virginia to turn Republican

Many of the old Byrd Democrats in the area began splitting their tickets and voting Republican at the national level as early as the 1930s. It was also one of the first areas of Virginia where Republicans were able to break the long Democratic dominance at the state and local level. The district itself was in Republican hands from 1953 to 1983. Democrat Jim Olin then won the seat in 1982, and held it for a decade before Goodlatte won it.

Some counties in the district have not supported a Democrat for president since Franklin D. Roosevelt. For instance, Highland and Shenandoah counties last voted for a Democratic presidential candidate in 1932, and Augusta and Roanoke counties have not supported a Democrat since 1944. The district as a whole has not supported a Democrat for president since Lyndon B. Johnson in 1964.

In 2024, Virginia's 6th congressman, Republican incumbent Benjamin Lee Cline, easily won re-election with 63.1% of the vote.

Congressman Cline was one of the 218 Republicans who voted to take Medicaid away from this gentleman's family.   The bill went on to a 50-50 vote in the Senate with all but three Republicans voting in favor of taking Medicaid away from this gentleman's family.  And it was Republican Vice President J.D. Vance who cast the tie-breaking vote in favor of taking Medicaid away from this gentleman's family.

On July 4, 2025, the bill taking Medicaid away from this gentleman's family was signed into law by Republican President Donald Trump

The bill was passed over universal Democratic opposition in both houses.

Which is why, in addition to being the Scoundrel's Impenetrable Shield,  Both Sides Do It also remains the Sucker's All-Occasion Lament.  



Burn The Lifeboats




Monday, August 18, 2025

Garbage In...


...Garbage Out.

It's not that hard to figure out.  

However, what remains a taboo subject everywhere except out here in disreputable wilds of whatever is left of the Liberal blogosphere is how exactly the Republican base came to be such a aggregation of unsalvageable garbage people that they would nominate this degenerate monster for president three times and elect him twice.  

How is it that no one but us dirty hippies noticed or cared about the monstrous cancer that was growing in plain sight at the heart of the GOP until it was far too late to stop it?



Burn The Lifeboats




Looks Like Greta Susteren Might Have To Take a Pay Cut...



...along with the rest of the brigands, quislings and fascists who work at Newsmax.

From NBC:
Newsmax to pay $67M to settle defamation lawsuit from voting machine company
The settlement averts what promised to be a high-profile trial.

The conservative cable news channel Newsmax will pay $67 million to settle a defamation lawsuit brought by the voting machine company Dominion over baseless claims that the 2020 presidential election was rigged, according to a new regulatory filing.

The settlement averts what promised to be a high-profile trial.

Newsmax and Dominion Voting Systems agreed to the settlement on Friday, according to a Securities and Exchange Commission filing. The payments will be made in three installments by January 2027, the filing said.

“We are pleased to have settled this matter,” a Dominion spokesperson said in response to a request for comment...

Who knows?  Employees might even be facing unpaid furlough days in their future,  just like we in management had to take when I worked for the City of Chicago and times got lean. 

So, is that the end of the story?

Of course not.

Watch as the Newsmax spokesnazi predictably invokes the Magic Conjure Words which the legacy media itself created long ago and invested with the power absolve themselves of their own crimes against truth and journalism.  With emphasis added just for kicks.
In a statement, Newsmax said it “believed it was critically important for the American people to hear both sides of the election disputes that arose in 2020.”

“We stand by our coverage as fair, balanced, and conducted within professional standards of journalism,” the company added in part.
Where did this wretched hive of scum and villainy learn to invoke the legacy media's own "Expelliarmus!" to disarm and deflect?

From, among others, the good, gray pages of The New York Times.

Will this break Newsmax and show them the error of their ways?  

Of course not.  

Newsmax deals in lies, conspiracies, racism and rage the way a meth dealer deals in, well, meth.  It is an extremely profitable enterprise staffed and run by the kind sociopaths who have no qualms about wrecking the country as long as they make a buck.   

But just maybe it'll make 'em just the tiniest bit gun-shy next time, and these days I'm taking my wins where I find them.



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Sunday, August 17, 2025

Remember When MSNBC Had Rachel Maddow Out There Pimping For Greta Van Susteren?

I do.

Don't bother looking for the video on the MSNBC website.  It has outlived its usefulness.

In case you were wondering what Greta The Great is up to now, no surprise that she's gainfully employed by Newsmax, and out there hyping Trump just as hard as Rachel Maddow once hyped her.

Circle of life or something.





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Saturday, August 16, 2025

A Pitch for the Angels

I know a sales pitch when I hear one.  Lord knows, across the span of my checkered past I've made dozens of them myself.  So I realize that, in the end, what I'm watching (below) is a long pitch for the Lincoln Project, where the tactical use of "we" during the pitch is meant to make you think that the Lincoln lads had anything to do with Trump losing in 2020.

Spoiler:  They did not.  What they did was sop up tens of millions of dollars from credulous Liberals  which they used to hire themselves and their friends to crank out very slick ads which one low-born wag referred to (repeatedly) as political Pornhub for credulous Liberals.   It tickled Liberal pleasure centers and got the Lincoln Lads lots of free publicity on MSNBC (which came back to bite them when various sexual and financial scandals came to light), but there is no evidence that any of that moved the electoral needle one iota.

However, when you subtract the product pitch that Stuart Stevens is making here from the story he is telling, I think you end up with one of the clearest and most honest personal, political inventories of anyone in the Never Trumper universe.  I have always respected his candor, and his book -- "It Was All a Lie" -- sits proudly on our bookshelf at home.  

The story he tells is miles and miles away from Tom Nichols' brittle, angry, and ultimately pathetic Jake Blues-like string of excuses and deflections:

His "None of what happened had anything to do with me/ No one could have seen this coming/ Whatabout Abbie Hoffman? Huh!  Huh! Smartass!  Liberals aren't blameless here!" reaction every time anyone manages sneak a little GOP history into his timeline (which is immediately followed by being blocked.)

Which is why, I think, media appearances by Stuart Stevens are so much rarer than virtually any other Never Trumper in the media, and when he is brought in it's usually to talk about what a monster Trump is (true) and strategies for going forward.  Not to expound on how the his former party came to be what it is now, and definitely not to debate any other recently-former Republican on that issue.

Because Stevens' unexpurgated history of the moral collapse of the Republican party exactly matches -- beat for beat and milestone for milestone -- the longstanding Liberal critiques/warnings about the trajectory of the Republican party (about which a lot more here.)   The inconvenient truth that Trump did not hijack the GOP, he exposed it for what it had been all along.  The Republican base was not suckered into supporting Trump, the base manifested Trump.

And all of that is diametrically opposed to the story that legacy media and the Never Trump media wants to tell.  In their tale, the base of the party were like unto the innocent child Maria in James Whale's 1938 masterpiece Frankenstein.    The base just read Edmund Burke, sang  little peasant songs and and toss flowers into the water.  And in their fictionalized history of the GOP, Trump is the destroyer.  Trump is the despoiler.  Trump is the lumbering monster, built in a lab by a mad scientist, who Maria foolishly trusts and who Trump ends up drowning.  And, to carry the analogy a little further, the Never Trumpers are Ludwig, shocked and saddened, bearing Maria's corpse through the town, believing that such an unbearable outrage will rouse the party leadership and the good people of the town to action.

However,  despite the fact that this "history" is the lie which the legacy media and the Never Trumpers have all agreed on, I am morally obliged to be the buzzkill guy who points out that isn't what happened at all.

Maria isn't the base of the Republican party.  Maria is the legacy media's and the Never Trumper's comforting delusion of what the Republican party was.  However, to quote Stuart Stevens, it was all a lie.  

The base didn't fear Trump as a destroyer.  They greeted him as a liberator.  He didn't have a bad brain.  He had an awesome brain!  Because his brain is just like their brain!


It turns out that real base of the party -- the peasants of the town -- had always hated Maria and Ludwig and their whole sanctimonious family.  They're glad that bitch is dead!  They danced on her grave singing Hallelujah!  It turns out, they were jubilantly pro-monster, so fuck that weepy old Ludwig, and fuck Jeb! and, while we're at it, Hang Mike Pence!

And, being politicians with their damp fingers forever testing the direction of the prevailing wind, the town's leading citizens, the mayor and the burghers (Republican elected officials), all figured this out real quick.  A few of them raised a few objections, but they were quickly chased out of town by peasants with pitchforks and torches.  And now, with the party base and the party leadership united in reverence of the monster, they made it their king and gave it the power of life and death over everything in the kingdom.  

And the terrible secret that dare not speak its name and that Never Trumpers carry in their hearts is that the monster wasn't built by some mad scientist in a faraway lab at all.   The truth is they built it.  It was Ludwig all along. It was all of them.  A group effort carried out by elite Conservatives, Republican leaders, Conservative media and the legacy media.  They created the monster, but in their hubris they thought they could control it.  And as long as they controlled it, no one objected to it.  

Consider that, just this very week, unreconstructed Conservative evangelical and New York Times op-ed guy, David French, spent an entire column explaining how Donald Trump bamboozled the otherwise noble and righteous Conservative evangelical movement into abandoning their faith in Republican Jesus, and investing it instead into an manifestly unchristian monster like Trump.

French spends the first 13 paragraphs (ominous biblical number, that 13) laying out the biography of one particularly odious Conservative evangelical preacher named Douglas Wilson.

Then two paragraphs of #NotAllEvangelicals

In a religious movement as large and multifaceted as American evangelicalism, you can — of course — find all kinds of people and pastors, from the most compassionate and kind to the most self-righteous, zealous and even violent.

To say that a pastor like Wilson exists no more condemns all of evangelical Christianity (indeed, Wilson faces vigorous opposition in the evangelical church) than to say that the existence of radical imams condemns all of Islam. A better question is to ask whether a person this cruel and extreme has real stature and influence — and whether his influence is on the wane or on the rise.

And then:

 There are many reasons for Wilson’s rise, but one of them is squarely rooted in politics. When Donald Trump won the presidency in 2016, he inherited a recent Republican tradition: The Republican president isn’t just a political leader — he’s a de facto religious leader as well.

Yadda, yadda, yadda.  Dubya Bush was awesome.  Obviously no mention of Iraq.  Or Katrina.  Or Teri Schiavo.  Or running for reelection on a gay-bashing platform of which David French fully approved.  Or any of it.  Just Dubya Bush was awesome.

And then:

Bush is a devout Christian. Those words, to put it mildly, are not how one would describe Trump.

And yet, each election cycle, Christians were told it was a spiritual imperative to vote Republican, and that imperative did not change even when the party’s positions — and its people — profoundly did.

But while the policies of the Republican party may have shifted around, the basic themes -- the bones of the Reagan Revolution -- are still right there in the Trump regime for anyone with honest eyes to see.  From The Guardian:

Did Reagan pave the way for Trump? ‘You can trace the linkages,’ says biographer

...a critically praised biography of Reagan challenges these assumptions, balancing recognition of Reagan’s strengths with a close examination of his glaring weaknesses on inequality, race and the Aids pandemic. Its introduction poses a provocative question: “Did Reaganism contain the seeds of Trumpism?”

And the book comes not from a progressive Democrat but a former foreign policy adviser to the Republican presidential campaigns of John McCain, Mitt Romney and Marco Rubio. Max Boot is himself an immigrant: he was born in Moscow, grew up in Los Angeles, gained US citizenship and is now a senior fellow for national security studies at the Council on Foreign Relations thinktank.
...

“Even more fundamentally, Reagan’s policies truly favoured the wealthy and increased income disparity in the United States. You can argue that those policies, whether it was the tax cuts, lack of anti-trust, anti-union activity, all the rest, by widening those income disparities opened the way for populism in America, both from the left and the rightwing populism that Trump exploits today.”

Ultimately, Boot argues, Reagan paved the way for Trump. “He was addicted to faux facts. He would often cite apocryphal quotes and anecdotes and statistics that weren’t really true but would keep citing them anyway, even when it was pointed out that he didn’t have any basis for doing so. You can argue that acclimated the Republican party to the fire hose of falsehoods that you see from Trump.

For the record, Boot does mention Reagan's chilling refusal to take the AIDS epidemic seriously (maybe it was God's will?) but doesn't mention Reagan's cynical use of racism to get himself elected.  

In the end it comes down to this:  Republican elites and donors believe in tax cuts, period, full-stop.  And all the culture war garbage -- from hating gays to hating women, to hating brown people, to hating Liberals, to hating science -- has been deployed tactically, election after election, as a means to get  enough pliant Republican meatheads elected to pass the massive tax cuts, which is all the Republican elite ever cared about.

Or, as one disreputable Liberal podcaster put it years ago, "We are not in the 3rd or 4th year of the Trump presidency.  We are in the 40th year of the Reagan Revolution."

And it worked: that culture war garbage was the hook that brought white, Conservative evangelicals squarely into the heart of the Republican party.  But right here -- where French says that both the "party’s positions — and its people" profoundly changed -- this is where he palms the card and hopes you will not notice. Because while Republican policies may have changes, the white, Conservative evangelicals at the dark heart of the GOP have not.

Having lived through the same history as you and me, David French should fucking well know better.  Which means, like so many other Never Trumpers, French is either lying outright about the history of the modern GOP to cover his own ass, or is so terminally delusional about the modern history of the GOP that his opinions are worthless.

We remember Ronald Reagan welcoming America's most hateful and bigoted white, Conservative evangelicals into the Republican party, back when Donald Trump was just another sleazy New York real estate crook. 


We even remember Falwell's slanderous attacks on Norman Lear all the way back in the 1980s.

We lived through clinic bombings and "Tiller the Baby Killer" becoming Bill O'Reilly's mantra on Fox News, until someone actually killed Dr. Tiller.

We remember Falwell and Robertson, in the hours after 9/11, blaming everyone the Right hates for the attack.  Because for white evangelical Christians scumbags like Falwell and Robertson, every catastrophe was ordered by God and therefor must be divine punishment for not hating women, minorities and the ACLU hard enough.

And yet, Republican leadership didn't grab these scumbags collar and belt and throw them out of the Party of Lincoln, because by then it was no longer the Party of Lincoln.  It was well on it's way to being the Party of Jefferson Davis: hateful, bigoted, White, stupid, superstitious and drunk on holy vengeance.  

Which is why, by 2004, we saw Bush the "devout Christian" getting out the Conservative evangelical vote by running an explicitly gay-bashing campaign in order to get himself re-elected.

Which is why, by 2008, we saw John "Maverick" McCain publicly reverse his scathing 2000 criticism of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson as "agents of intolerance" who represented the "outer reaches of American politics" and head down to Liberty University to kiss Falwell's ass.  

Because McCain wanted to be president and he fucking well understood where the power center of the Republican party was located. 

And let's not forget that as late as 2019, Never Trump Resistance Hero #1, Liz Cheney, was out there blithely leveling the most grotesque lies against Democrats and calling people like you and me "the face of pure evil".   Because slander like that has been the Mother Tongue of the GOP since David French was in short pants.

This is the bamboozle that David French is trying to run.  The White Conservative evangelical base of the GOP didn't vote for McCain or Romney because they had joy, joy, joy, joy down in their hearts over the idea of a McCain or Romney administration.  They settled for McCain and Romney because the alternative was a Democrat, and they had been lectured -- over and over again by their pastors, for decades and from the sanctity of the pulpit -- that Democrats are all commie, baby-killing servants of Satan.  

That anyone on the Right is better than everyone on the Left.  

In 2016 we saw Donald Trump win them over by promising to deliver what both Bushes had failed to deliver and what everyone knew neither Romney nor McCain would ever have been able to.

These people firmly believe in a Heaven where they will live forever with Republican Jesus, and a Hell, where you and me and most everyone else will fry for eternity.  The thought of this delights them, but to get there they have to bring about the end of the world, which is why the elimination of Roe was never going to be enough.  Moving the American embassy to Jerusalem would not be enough, nor would terrorizing trans people or rolling back gay marriage, because as the  Henry Drummond says in Inherit the Wind, "Fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy and needs feeding."  

These people are shooting for a Year Zero.  The end of history.  A world cleansed of scum like us, and remade in the image of their radical perversion of Christianity.  

These are also people whose whole theology depends on dismissing objective reality, believing in giant, global conspiracies being run by Satan and a bone-deep certainty that they are a cruelly oppressed minority in an America which was designed to be an explicitly Christian country, but which has been stolen from them by godless Liberals.

In other words, as I wrote all the way back in June of 2015:

 ...in order to win elections and rake in vast fortunes, the Conservative brain caste has painstakingly created the perfect feeding-ground for con men and demagogues like Trump, the louder and more bombastic the better. 

And because we Liberals believe in facts, and not bullshit, self-absolving alibis, you are not obliged to just take my for any of this.  There are plenty of former evangelicals who have left the cult who will tell you the same.

You could check out Tim Alberta's "The Kingdom, the Power and the Glory: American Evangelicals in an Age of Extremism."  

 Or you could check in with Frank Schaeffer, the author of "Crazy for God: How I Grew Up as One of the Elect, Helped Found the Religious Right, and Lived to Take All (or Almost All) of It Back"

Which is why, in a world of pious frauds like David French and grouchy charlatans like Tom Nichols, those of us on the side of the angels should cherish and celebrate the Stuart Stevenses and the Frank Schaeffers in this world.


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